Will the Last Dictator Standing please turn the lights out?

November 25, 2011 | By | Reply More

It’s a bad time to be an evil dictator – they’re all getting shot in sewers or having their fingers cut off and stuff. So here’s a little song to make the nasty frakkers feel better about their acts of mass genocide.

In the 1960s, you ruled the Third World across the globe from your secret missile bases. These days you’re just marketing chicken wings.

Happy Thanksgiving, evil villains everywhere. Your days are numbered… tick tock, goes the clock. Tick tock, tick tock.

Category: Time-wasting

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I am an author of various fantasy, science fiction, crime and other genre books from Gollancz, Hachette and HarperCollins. Some day I hope to grow up and be an astronaut. Exploring Mars would be nice.

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