The elevator pitch for Ted: “You remember in Golden Compass how everyone had those souls that were like talking mice and cats and shit. Well, let’s replace the mice with stuffed toys. And let’s make Mark Wahlberg’s a teddy bear called Ted. And let’s have Ted say mother%$£$%%^ a lot.”

If I had taken my agent that idea, I’d have been sectioned. Which is a pity, because I like this idea from Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane .



I am an author of various fantasy, science fiction, crime and other genre books from Gollancz, Hachette and HarperCollins. Some day I hope to grow up and be an astronaut. Exploring Mars would be nice.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.