Never invite Gollum to your wedding

What happens when you invite Gollum to be the ring-bearer at your wedding and forget to tell your wife? Well, let’s put it like this… don’t expect to get your back rubbed on the honeymoon!

And you’re lucky if you get the ring off Gollum, too.


I am an author of various fantasy, science fiction, crime and other genre books from Gollancz, Hachette and HarperCollins. Some day I hope to grow up and be an astronaut. Exploring Mars would be nice.

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