Live in Chicago? Then how about a little Xmas trip to the theatre to see ‘A Klingon Christmas Carol’, running November 25th to December 31st 2011.
As the theatre itself says of the production…
Scrooge has no honor, nor any courage. Can three ghosts help him to become the true warrior he ought to be in time to save Tiny Tim from a horrible fate? Performed in the Original Klingon with English Supertitles, and narrative analysis from The Vulcan Institute of Cultural Anthropology.
Book over at http://www.greenhousetheater.org/index.php/a-klingon-christmas-carol
What do I think of this?
Nob jIH QISmaS joq SoH DIchDaq Hegh!! (Klingon-to-English translation: Give me a Christmas present or die)
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Wonder what that Christmas Goose looks like? Probably has a few more appendages, a beak, and a snout stuffed with wriggly bits?
Wash it down with your enemies’ blood, Darwin. Then it tastes fine!